Sorry I haven’t posted
in a while.  I got the flu last week and
couldn’t go read to Mr. H.  I literally stayed
in bed all day playing Call of Duty (no complaints here!)
            So I went back this morning,
carrying a backpack of a dozen different books. 
I had no idea anything he might want to read, and I wondered what he did
last week when I wasn’t there.  I felt
kind of bad about it, but Mom said old people are fragile and I could’ve killed
him with my germs.
            Christa ruffled my hair before
leaving me and Mr. H. alone.  I grabbed
my chair as usual and was just about to sit when my pocket dinged.
            He’s getting quicker.
            I was about to ask how he knew when he glanced
at the door.  Duh, Christa told him.
            “Yes, sir, much better now.  I’m sorry I had the flu.”
            He narrowed his eyes and typed
really fast.
            Did he . . . Holy crap, did he
actually just say that?  I stared at the
text.  How do you even respond to
something like that?  I finally looked up
at Mr. H.  He was . . . grinning.
            . . .Seriously?
            I gave a slight nervous laugh and
said something like “Yes, sir, good one.” Awkward.
            I opened my backpack and read the
titles to see which one Mr. H would want to read.  They were all things I had to read for class
like “Of Mice and Men” and “Where the Red Fern Grows.”  I didn’t really like any of them, but I
figured old people like these kind of books. 
I held up each one, but Mr. H. didn’t respond to anything.  He just stared.
Way to make this more awkward, dude.
            Finally I just picked a random one: “A
Separate Peace.”  Bleh.
            I started reading again, hoping for
no more interruptions.  I described every
flippin’ blade of grass and every flippin’ leaf on the tree to the point where
I stopped listening to myself.  Time was
just about up when my phone dinged again.
            “Yes, sir?” I asked, kind of
annoyed.  “Have you already read this one
too?”
            Crap.   “Is it that obvious?”  He nodded.  “I’m sorry, sir.  Is there a certain book you want me to bring
next time?”
            I have to pick?  Great, more pressure.  “Okay, sir, sounds good.” I packed up my bag.  “See ya next week.”  I got up to leave and my phone dinged one
more time.
            I really need to work on my poker
face. 













